Wallflowers look away now. Now’s the time to climb the highest tower and shout your great big beautiful head off. “Come buy my (product or service here), it’s the bounciest / tastiest / fastest / crunchiest (product or service here) in the universe.” Use a megaphone, a troupe of dancing gorillas and a marching band… We got you.

Roll up, roll up, get your marketing dollops here

Let’s get you out there speaking the right language. Punching above your weight. Making the competition quake with fear. Have a bit of this and a bit of that, or dive in for the whole shebang. One-off project or retainer, whatever suits you:


Words matter. Really matter. And we’ve got them all, in any combo and any order. Corporate words, like ‘exponential growth’. Tempting words, like ‘chocolate fountain’. Childish words, like ‘fart knocker’. We’ll weave them together for you on and offline, but we promise to only use the appropriate ones.

Content writing

Beyond your brand name. Beyond your strapline. Beyond your website. Blog posts, case studies, whitepapers, thought pieces… we turn your blah into phwoar. Researched, optimised, planned, scheduled; we’ll get you tooting your horn, wherever people need to hear it most.

Tone of voice

Harley Davidson Fat Boy chunky. Flouncy-wouncy twinkly-winkly. Trendy Wendy from the East Endy. We can make you sound anyway you need to. Give you a voice that slaps your public round the chops, or a whisper that gently seduces them into a state of brand worship.

Copywriting workshops

You’ve got the writing chops but don’t know how to channel it. Your team are all over the place with your brand voice. You know what you want to say, but haven’t got a Scooby how to say it. No problem. We’ll tease out your inner Copywriter and tickle him/her/it into shape.

Social media content

How are your social channels looking? “Err”, “dunno” and “I think the intern’s looking after ‘em” aren’t the answers we’re looking for. But you can stop your dithering right there. We’ll turn your flabby socials into supercharged marketing-networking-sales-magnety humdingers – with bells on.

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dollop’s got talent

The crunchiest creators – curated and juggled on your behalf. Pushing your marketing to greater heights and your money further round the block. Turn the tap on when you need us. Turn it off when you don’t.

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